2006-04-27

Ode To My Olbas Oil

OK, this is getting serious, guys.

Sleepydust Forum regular, Mr Eamcat, has thrown down the gauntlet, and has responded to my 'Ode To My Purple Wheat Bag', with an ' Ode to my Vick’s Nasal Stick'.

Well, Mr Eamcat, we shall see. For I am Queen of Odes and no-one can take my title away! Mwar, mwar, mwar, mwarrrrrrr (that's suppose to be an evil laugh).

So, in retaliation, I offer you all...

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Ode To My Olbas Oil

You stinky, smelly bottle of joy
You're there when I feel manky
For when I have a stinking cold
I stick you on a hanky

Eucaplytus-menthol smells
Wafting up my nostril
If I sniff enough of you
I might not become fossil

No need to stick you up my nose
To get your full effect
If I were a vicks stick
I'd be jealous and quite vexed

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Take that Eamcat! Mwar, mwar, mwar, mwarrrrrrr....

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