2006-04-26

Ode To My Purple Wheat Bag

Ode To My Purple Wheat Bag

Hem, hem....

Oh purple wheat bag, I love you
With your subtle powers that be
For you just look like a sack of wheat
Til I microwave you, see...

This purple wheat bag
Lying there, ain't just a pretty face
Heat it up, wrap round your neck...
All pains and aches - erased!

Oh purple, smelly, wheat bag
Your aromas make me sleepy
You really are quite fab
(For a flopsy sack-type... thingy)

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